It was around the time of the divorce that all traces of decency vanished, and his dream of being the next great Southern writer was replaced by his desire to be the next published writer. It wasn’t always like this.When my parents were stil married, we were strictly lower middle class. Ever since he sold out and started writing lame books that were turned into even lamer movies, he’s been trying to impress his big-shot New York friends with how cultured and rich he is. It’s just this whole international boarding school thing is a lot more about my father than it is about me. The City of Light! The most romantic city in the world! I’m not immune to that. And now I’m here with my parents-unpacking my belongings in a room smal er than my suitcase-the newest senior at the School of America in Paris. And now I have a new student visa and a passport, each declaring me: Anna Oliphant, citizen of the United States of America.
Since his announcement, I’ve tried yel ing, begging, pleading, and crying, but nothing has convinced him otherwise.
And I would’ve pointed out his misuse of the word had I not already been freaking out. His air quotes practical y crackled over the phone line as he declared living abroad to be a “good learning experience” and a “keepsake I’d treasure forever.” Yeah. I’ve heard they don’t like Americans, and they don’t like white sneakers.Ī few months ago, my father enrol ed me in boarding school. The food is supposed to be good, and the people drink a lot of wine and smoke a lot of cigarettes. And there are cafés or bistros or whatever they cal them on every street corner. The art museum is cal ed the Louvre and it’s shaped like a pyramid and the Mona Lisa lives there along with that statue of the woman missing her arms. I’m not sure what they did either, but I think it has something to do with the French Revolution, which has something to do with Bastil e Day. Napoleon, Marie Antoinette, and a lot of kings named Louis. The Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe, although I have no idea what the function of either actual y is.
Here is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amélie and Moulin Rouge.
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